Call me Ishmael,
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
-- Ulysses Poe and Herman Melville
Each verse in the poem below selects from two to four beverages ("pick'd poisons"), the last- mentioned of which is alw...