Call me Ishmael,
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
-- Ulysses Poe and Herman Melville
Lolita, light of my life... ...might fail to yell "Foil!"... ...or opt to yell "Epee!" -- she's just that unpredic...