Call me Ishmael,
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
-- Ulysses Poe and Herman Melville
Drat them Sprats! Take that , you Sprats! The groom's call'd Mar-a-lago Fats. His bride's too slim -- so-o-o-o unlike him. T...