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Monday, August 10, 2020

A Spoonerful of Chuck


"C is for 'Computer,'
'Clinch,' 'Chuck' and
'Converge'"
chemical marker on
illustration board
by Ulysses Poe


Distance learning: Sign in, kids!
Your teacher's a computer screen.
List, tense Durning! Clinch your right fist!
Clinch your left! Now...lean, Chuck! Lean!

     Moral:

Tho' ev'rything that rises must converge,

some mornings, one just doesn't feel the urge.



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