Comic whose timing was never wonky.
Two bills to win on a female donkey.
Jack Benny / Back jenny
Device to break up concrete slab.
Chauffeur: "Into my taxicab!"
Jackhammer / Hack jammer
Drab, intuitive crime-solving priest.
Look that betrays how I'm nettled, at least.
Father Brown / “Bother!” frown
English muffins' claims to fame.
Gangsters -- plus au pairs of same.
Nooks and crannies / Crooks and nannies
Heir to Rock and Cos and Pryor.
Apollo's chariot of fire.
Kevin Hart / Heaven cart
Worth of birds depends on where.
Voiced disdain for derriere.
Two in the bush / Booin' the tush
TV show where Dunster starr'd.
Breathed before Italian bard.
Ted Lasso / Led Tasso
Oodles of cumshaws for passionate fans.
'62 Mercury 4-door sedans.
Myriad perks / Period Mercs
Sit spin at the skating rink.
Champagne in re in a drink.
Poetry in motion / Moët re in potion
Films foregrounding "Le Jazz Hot."
Beiderbecke cognomen (NOT).
Bugle flicks / "Flugel Bix"
Silent movies' slapstick master.
Yellowhair meets Sioux: disaster!
Buster Keaton / Custer beaten
-- GFH
Managed Savoyards' finance.
Shoot a less-than-ardent glance.
D’Oyly Carte / Coyly dart
-- GFH
Contests not consider'd sport.
Bruce and Mick haul'd into court.
Stock car races / Rock star cases
Drumpf eclips'd the Richter scale.
Drumpf deserves ten years in jail.
For cryin' too loud / For lyin' to crowd
Requisite with block and brick.
"Me did not mean New York Knick."
Cement mixer / "Me meant Sixer."
London road where stars one sees.
Flavor notes in tasteless cheese.
Cheyne Walk / Whey 'n' chalk
Is it there Der Fuhrer's found...?
Hope Herr Hitler hasn't drown'd.
Where in the hell...? / Herr in the well
Yankee scribe of world renown.
Undersea dystopian town.
Herman Melville / Merman Hellville
Nun whose habit lacks a bodice.
Groom of minor Attic goddess.
Sister of Mercy / Mister of Circe
Alcohol's thicker than blood.
Its challenge...? Three falls in the mud.
The hair of the dog / The dare of the hog
Thirteen (rule of thumb).
Five-plus-five bees hum.
The baker's dozen / The daker's buzzin.'
Platter on a wheel.
"Stop it! Stop the steal!"
Lazy Susan / Says he, losin.'
World Wonder antedating Kew.
Says Campbell: "Walking's good for you."
Hanging Gardens / Ganging hardens.
Spot where Egypt's river starts.
Vikings...? Living in St. Barts...?
Source of the Nile / Norse...? Of this isle...?
Grand old statue fosters awe.
Screen that film on missing law.
Colossus of Rhodes / Roll "Losses of Codes"!
Buckaroo who cyclones rides.
One of NASA's breakfast sides.
Pecos Bill / BacOs pill
Serpents observ'd cuttin' rugs.
Theme treating Huggies and bugs.
A dance of vipers / "Of Ants, of Diapers"
Aim'd-at pegs in skittles games.
Chests where Luntz keeps survey's names.
Bowling pins / Polling bins
Campanile’s much more
than a bubble off plumb.
Adolescence of Simpson sib's brainbox
has come.
Leaning Tower of Pisa / Teening power of Lisa
Lear's scoop may (or may not) glister.
Norse verse sings of twisted sister.
The runcible spoon / The "Spun Sibyl" Rune
Whereon the pants-less boy stands tall.
Complient Charles's servile call.
The burning deck / The Durning beck
Quaker puffs -- both wheat and rice.
Virtue earn'd avoiding vice.
Shot from guns / Got from shuns
Baseball great -- till Sox turn'd Black.
Broadway play flaunts Hebrew lack.
Shoeless Joe / Jew-less show
Evil felt before it's dealt.
"Penis hard." That's Love's canard.
Malice aforethought / "Phallus," Amor thought.
Spot where layfolk meet their priest.
Greens at Gypsy wedding feast.
Communion rail / Rom union kale
-- GFH
Oater star who'd rarely act.
Hindu's pallor...? It's a fact.
John Wayne / Wan Jain
-- GFH
Actor plays urbane detective.
Treats intestine that's defective.
Powell, Bill / Bowel pill
-- GFH
Tsar stands over six feet tall.
Walmart staffer’s head's not small.
Peter the Great / Greeter the Pate
-- GFH
Roman shares cloak with chap in distress.
Muslims in Scotland affect local dress.
Martin of Tours / Tartan of Moors
-- GFH
John and Ringo, George and Paul.
Face Tiranans -- one 'n' all!
Beatlemania / Meet Albania
Enormous (if belated) hit.
Gabby was ('twould seem) a Brit.
Days of Heaven / Hayes of Devon
Success that's brief and unrepeated.
I love custard, chill'd or heated.
Flash in the pan / Passion...? The Flan
Sport enjoy'd by yachtin' dudes.
"Thanks!" from PBS includes...
Boat Tag / Tote Bag
One more book of Forster's read.
Join the king...then lay some tread.
A Room with a View / "Vroooom!" with Aroo
Eighteen minutes in the ring.
Richard...? Man, that cat can sing!
Six rounds / Rick's sounds
Out of pocket...? Just two bits!
Shelter when your tech stock splits.
Shave 'n' a haircut / Haven (a share cut).
Well-attended op'ning nights.
Borscht-addicted Muscovites.
Bums on seats / Some’s on beets
-- GFH
Whole they've been withholding.
Earth sign for our molding.
The forest for the trees / A taurist for the frieze
Underwear, from Ts to shorts...
Winnings Chris has glean'd from sports.
Fruit of the Loom / Loot of the Froome
Lill and Dot: celebrities.
"Did you give me all your threes...?"
The fame of Gish / A game of Fish
A wrestler whose couture was haute.
A one-time king of England's throat.
Gorgeous George / George's gorge
Gorgeous George / George's gorge
Dynasty of wickedness.
Sickly stink in floral dress.
Another Part of the Forest / Another fart, of the poorest
Another Part of the Forest / Another fart, of the poorest
Antihero fantasizes.
Man fires oast...and aphorizes.
Walter Mitty / Malter: wit, he
Man fires oast...and aphorizes.
Walter Mitty / Malter: wit, he
-- GFH
Weigh, hey and up she rises.
Anna May yob compromises.
A whaling song / Assailing Wong
A whaling song / Assailing Wong
-- GFH
