A Double-Dutch Drumpf-rope Off-rhyme Singspiel

      MEMO (RANDOM): To Don-
ald: Dear Don,

     Why’d Fred, Jr., eschew 
Al-Anon…?

     Is that hair straw…? Or rasp-
berried blon’…?

     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...? 
Quite enoumpf!) 

     Heed this book, you big con: 
The Big Con!

     Why d'you laugh like some Maf-
ia don...?

     Is that hair buff...? Or fluff 
de Dijon...?
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...? 
Quite enoumpf!)

     Why d'you rudely rude Ru-
dy egg on...

     ...to the tune “Afternoon 
of a Prawn”...?

    Do you still...with Fred's mill-
ions long gone…?
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf!)

     
     Your tweets honk: "Sure I'd bonk 
Goldie Hawn."

     Tell (or show) Kim Ahn-ro 
‘bout Inchon.

     Your hair: real...? Or Odil-
on Redon...?
    (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf!)

     Not for shit ist dein mit-
tel name ‘John.’

     You claim “pussy-grab” gab 
is “just jaw’n.’”

     We've been told: you're one mold-
y Don Juan.
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enough!)

     Word of mouth on the south 
White House lawn...

     ...is: no longer you'll mong-
er Melan-...

     ...ia: she who's your si-
ne qua non.
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf!)

     Heard you'd had Mme Mad-
eline Kahn. 
     Bigly Shot! I'd have thought 
you’d moved on.

     Pravda’s thrust: you're still just 
Putin’s pawn. 
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf!)

     "Not my fault!" (your assault 
on Quran)...?

     Just you, hummin' some dumb
rigaudon.
     Is it true...? Not one stu-
pid soupçon!
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf!)

     To restore try you Bor-
ges's Tlon...?

     Is that not what your rot's
based upon...?
     Hair too sallow...? Smear Val-
voline on...?
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf!)

     You cry, "Witch hunts!" while Mitch 
shunts you spawn.
     Mitch's badge...? 'Tis his mag-
ical wan,'
     which the pig waves and wig-
gles -- baton!
     (Two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf!) 

     What seems fit...? First, a hit -- 
Bon'...James Bon,'
     or Chuck Schumer, of whom 
I am fon.'
     Or bring on the great Yuan,
Kublai Khan:
     two-plus-two years of Drumpf...?
Quite enoumpf.

     James (LeBron). Warren Spahn.
Paula Zahn. 
     Even Elia Kazan 
from Milan.
     Need you go -- yes or no...? --
thith'r 'n' yon...?
     Yessir! Four years of Drumpf's
quite enoumpf!