KEB USPs GOP RSVP to JRB's SOTU

     "Do 

look at me, America...at 

me, me, me, me, ME-E-E-E-E!

     You'll 

see I'm not a housewife -- tho' I

fey one on TV.

     My 

teardrops...? Mock! They're of the croc-

odile variety. 

     No 

'me' be in 'America'...? Sez

who...? Look, nu...? You'll see..." 

Drumpf Channels Gore...

      ...(Leslie, that is) vis a vis his G.O.P.

"It's my party and I'll
spy if I want to...
defy if I want to...
deny if I want to.

     It's my party and I'll

lie if I want to...

let fly if I want to...

stand by if I want to.

     It's my party and I'll

buy what I want to...

dye if I want to...

grab thigh when I want to.

     You would, too...

if this happen'd to

you...