Wiffle; or, The Prayer of David N. Mullany

O Deity Who Shapes Our Ends:
reshape this orb so, pitch'd, it bends.

'Twould make our land's, Divine Creator, 

greatest pastime even greater.

     Pair with balls You've thus begat

a lightweight hollow plastic bat.

This double play I pray of You

so dwell I might 'mongst well-to-do.