Thus, Abraham’s rewarded.
Ashley…? Ash receives gay A’s.
His hash gets water-boarded.
Bubba’s straight bid proves successful.
Bub brings home the prize.Bruce’s gay bid fails (though Bruce does
bring home sev’ral guys.)
Chuck’s in straighten’d circumstances.
Friends all lend a hand.Cody’s circumstances…? Gay’d –
which get his sad hide cann’d.
Delivering the straight dope’s long been
Duke’s great claim to fame.Daryl dishes gay dope. (‘Daryl’:
that’s a sissy’s name.)
Edward’s straight edge…? All Ed needs
for lines from A to B. Etienne’s gay edge...? Essential
for his forays – well past Z.
Franklin’s straight flush beats your
boat.
It beats my two pair, too.Forrest’s gay flush loses –
and earns bruises in the loo.
Gordon rates Gibralter’s straits
“World’s Greatest Spot to Swim.”Georgie dates Gibralter’s gays.
(What won’t they do to him!)
Herbert’s going straight to hell –
Unless he curbs his pique.Hunter’s going gay to hell.
He’s packing as we speak.
