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Saturday, November 30, 2024

MAGAmerica: A MAGAzetteer / MAGAlossary / MAGAzine

MAGAmerica: A nation only recently cobbled together  decades from several geographical areas formerly associated with the United States. This new socio-political entity consists of rural counties located mostlly in southern and western portions of the US and dominated by followers of prophet / deity Orange Jesus who pledge allegiance to that individual and his mendacious set of alternative facts.   

MAGAlomaniac: A designation characterizing MAGAmerica's prophet / deity and, by extension, any of OJ's red-hatted disciples. Other terms used to refer to MAGAlomaniacs include 'MAGAt' and 'basket(case) of deplorables.' 

MAGAtar: A multi-string'd musical instrument modelled on the one played by Orange Jesus on several of his MAGArammy-winning performances. (OJ insists that people are saying he knows more about music than...well, anyone. Sources for these rumors are unverified.) 

37 MAGAnum: The firearm of choice for MAGAmericans who "pack heat." The weapon is used to intimidate former fellow countrymen who disagree with alternate facts adhered to by MAGAmericans -- and anyone else who isn't white, male and christian. 

MAGAshot: A now-famous portrait of Orange Jesus taken on the occasion of his being booked prior to one of his numerous criminal trials. The image is thought to possess healing properties analogous to those of certain religious icons and is therefor held in awe by his followers. Miracles reported in conjunction with prayers made to the Orange-hued image have not yet been verified.  

MAGADonald's: A source of foodstuffs empty of nutritional value but preferred by MAGA prophet / deity Orange Jesus and followers. Referred to by them as "MAGA from Heaven," MAGA D's most popular product offering is known as The Bigly MAG and comes with an order of fried starchy root vegetables and a sugary beverage. Other favorite comfort foods consumed by MAGAts include a high-calorie pasta dish, the so-called "MAGAroni & Jesus."

MAGA-Lago: A sacred pilgrimage destination frequented by devotees eager to pledge unquestioning loyalty to the MAGA prophet / deity by kissing various relics on display there. 

MAGAdalene (Mary): Aka Lady MAGAGA, an avatar of bride of MAGA prophet / deity. Proof of lore characterizing her as notorious prostitute has never been definitively offered. 

MAGApie: The Latin 'pica,' from which the magpie bird gets its name, refers to a disorder, sufferers of which are compelled to eat non-food items. In addition, the magpie's ability to chatter for hours in imitation of human speech, its proclivity to collect various shiny objects, its notorious neophobia and its wide reputation as a pest have prompted the often-blue-plumaged bird to be renamed 'MAGApie' and designated as the national bird of MAGAmerica.

MAGAetz: 

MAGA Cum Loud:

MAGAma

MAGAlopolis 

"Holy MAGArel!" 

MAGAnolia

MAGAnificent 

MAGAnificat 

MAGAnot Line 

MAGAnatism 

MAGAwatt 

(more verses and images to come; a work in progress)

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