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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Shun Pence? "Bon Chence!"

Two pence, four pence, six pence, a buck.
Mike Pence...? No sense. So-o-o-o dense: yuck!
Whence our defense 'gainst this schmuck,
this prince 'mongst bad gents Pence...? Good luck!

Ten Trampoliners

Twice five trampoliners: their  nine siblings  they'd outshine.  The first lands  in a neighbor's yard.  There now remain just nine....