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Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Carpe Diembryo! A Clutch of Eggcentric Ovaviews

     Great Eggs
 
Sam Dieggo, Josegg Reggo;
roebust Jack (Egg) Leeson;
add on Ronald (né Meggdonald):
great eggs are increasin.'

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     Lay'd Egg

Hark, "Lay'd Egg" O'd'Eiva! Hop a-
board your gelding Belle.
They'll cheer as you appear atop a
nag au naturel...? 

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     Hegg

Len* thought Aleggsander
posed as Carl 'n' Bob's Deep Throeat.
But chegg your Wikipedia:
Mark Felt shall get your vote.

    *Len Colodny, along with Robert 
      Gettlin, in their book Silent Coup.

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       Eggraine

Uther's wife was Arthur's mom
and dwelt at Camelomelet,
the castle keep at royal court.
(It weren't no modest "homlet.")

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       Egglebert

 Herr Humperdinck with ink 'n' pen
 an op'ra writes. What's in it, then...?
 One witch...two kids...a candy house...
(The work's conducted first by Strauss.*)

   *Richard Georg Strauss, i.e., 
     in Weimar, 1893.

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     Eggon 

Shiele's life...? 
A rank, impoeufect mess.
(My guess is: 
blank eggceeds quite like eggcess.) 

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     Eggamemnon
 
Eggamemnon went to Troy --
but not to ride the camels:
His eggsploits artisans deploy
on antegg Greek enamels.

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     Eggnes Moorehen 

She hits her mark. She says her line.
She's ready for her closeup.
Through early scenes, Kane's mom does fine.
Then ovoid Orson grows up.

Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita Anagramaniacal Opening Lines

Lolita, light of my life...  ...might fail to yell "Foil!"...  ...or opt to yell "Epee!" -- she's just that unpredic...