Cry I: “Boo-hoo!
If 'Why not you..?'
then 'Why not me...?' as well."
I’d stomp snakes in your swamp boat
but I'd swamp your psychopomp boat:
When Death says, "Go!"
just let me know:
I’ll hit my mark in hell.
I'd motor in your motor boat
but vote "No!" to your boater boat:
Your straw-hat raft
is no fit craft;
it even lacks a rudder.
I'd sailor in your sail boat
but I'd fail in your white whale boat:
Just Ish comes back
once fish attack.
(Plus, Ahab makes me shudder.)
I’d troll in your patrol boat
but I'd mock your rock-’n’ roll boat --
tho' I’m all ears
for Tears for Fears,
that pop band out of Bath.
I’d bring to heel your keel boat
but I'd wheel not your schlemiel boat.
(I’d navigate
your billingsgate
but not your primrose path.)
I’d float on your banana boat
but not your vox humana boat,
preferring stops
where timbre drops
to sounds just whales can hear.
I’d fare well on your ferry boat
but crash your cash-’n’-carry boat:
My credit’s fine,
but, bottom line,
I’m low on dough, I fear.