Runcibl'd Spooner: After Swine

Protestor
with Knife

Lightly freckled:

pretty girl.
     Slightly speckled:
gritty pearl.
     Moral:
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nacre.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 43: No Man's Land (Two)

Protestor with
Crossbow

     Ep. 43: A L O A Z P O C: Alo'a, Zpoç-

Decamping Zpoçlandia...? Pity.
Still, you split...? You submit to this ditty:
"On your mark (it's been swell)...
get set...hula like hell!
So: Alo'a, Zpoçlandia City!"

Runcibl'd Spooner: F(l)ight (K)night

'Tis sweeter than vino --

Protestor
with Bow

a Zinfandel keg.
The taste of honey
     Ex-pugilist Gene...? No
"all in": Shake a leg!
The haste of Tunney
     Moral:
Who prizes Manuka…?
That guy’s a palooka.

Runcibl'd Spooner: Golden Minors Come to Dust

Protestor with
Boomerang

“Don’t get all hot ‘n’ bother’d. 

That’s just pyrite,” colliers shout. 

Fool’s gold

     The dealer takes two cards. 

I raise. The undead cry, “We’re out!” 

Ghouls fold

     Moral:
Better lead than dead.