Second Sunday Spooner

Lyin' dog-faced pony soldier
Dyin' fog-laced Sony poldier*

     A multinat 
(one Asian-based) 
ecdysiast,

enmask’d in mists, 
her days here lists 
(her time now past) --

while Uncle Joe 
lets fly with, lo, 
another blast.

     Moral:

Who’d be POTUS lives on notice.

     * A poldier is either one who 
postpones indefinitely a bowel 
movement or a hardworking 
stripper, depending upon which 
urban dictionary is relied upon. 
Here the latter definition is 
selected.  

Sunday Spooner

The Waltz of the Flowers
& the Faults of the "Wow!"ers
     Mr. and Mrs. O. Meig-Hahsh
know nada from "To Floss"
so the kids in family O. Meig-Hahsh
know nada from "To Rinse"
while Padrino makes her* present
of a Nutcracker/Prince. 
     Moral:
Tell us which is Ilyitch's!
     * Clara, heroine of Tchaikovsky's
best-known ballet, and her gift-giving 
godfather Herr Drosselmeyer