Size Matters

Too small, Drumpf's eyes, 

as are Drumpf's hands. 
(Not so Drumpf's thighs

and thyroid glands.)

Too long Drumpf's ties: 

couture Drumpf pans.  
     So: how now hangs 

Drumpf's danglydoo...?

Drumpf's sturms and drangs

provide no clue. 
Ms D harrangues, 

"Too tiny, too." 

     Too small, Drumpf's mind,  

each cell, each lobe. 

Drumpf's kindness-blind. 

(This boob's no Job.

Drumpf is a bigly

xenophobe.)

     Though small (Drumpf's fist)

Drumpf grabs the loot. 

Now Stormy's diss'd 

Drumpf's sissypoot:

"I've never kiss'd one 

more minute." 

 
     Coda 

Small as well...? 

Drumpf's handicap. 

(Drumpf cheats.) 
But bigliest 

of all...? 

Dumb crap Drumpf eats.