Ms. Query Person:
So, Mister Answer Dude, can you tell me the real story in
back of all those holes I see -- six rows of three alternating
with four rows of two -- punctuating the pair of my saltines...?
Mr. Answer Dude:
Those microscopic dimples displayed in elegant array
across the face of your standard double cracker total 26 --
prior to the whole being crumbled into some soup or other.
The 26 holes deliver a silent reminder of all the differing
iterations of bouillons and borschts, of gumbos and gruels
into which you could find yourself executing a crumble.
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| Soup's On! |
