Deal thy tush a mortal blow : kiss your butt adieu ::
as above, now so below : dish your butt a coup
God said, "Don't dare touch that tree" : sin, the sin of Adam ::
Hussein Hotel -- "Where kids stay free" : in the Inn of Saddam
One arises, t'other one descends : dove 'n' the lark ::
"Do you like to watch...?" "Well...that depends..." : love in the dark
Grabb'd the famous Swedish prize : won Nobel ::
"Merry Xmas, Gordà guys!" : Bonne Noël!
Hebrew legend disses Savior : Wandering Jew ::
hooker's client's lewd behavior : john during woo
Blighter needs some Shojo Zen : lost soul ::
newsman Thomas...? Drunk again : sauced Lowell
