In his nonsense verse "How pleasant to know Mr. Lear" the popularizer of the limerick makes amusing observations about himself. In the octaves below readers are urged to discover equally intriguing characters who, it's hoped, will prove just as amusing and, in the end, just as "not unpleasant to know."
Not un-
pleasant to know? Taj Mahal,
christened
Henry Saint Clair but called
'Taj' --
a man
born ‘midst the Apple's grim sprawl
but
brought
up in an artist's menage.
Though
'twas
farming Taj loved first of all,
he e-
volved his artistic collage --
did
this
maestro of notes, Taj Mahal --
nor's
his
art some Death Valley mirage.
Not un-
pleasant to know? Mr. Maugham
(that's
the
Maugham most call W. Somerset) --
widely
scanned from New Jersey to
Nam,
rarely
panned by the Smart (or the
dumber) Set.
This phe-
nom signed his work (no faux
noms)
when he
penned his best stuff. I've read
some: a set
graces
many a shelf. Mr. Maugham
ate
those
prize-winners' meals only comers
'et.
Not un-
pleasant to know? One
McGonagall,*
who was
Edinburgh-born -- not of Donegal.
Consult
every poetical chronical;
hit each
British Lit Hist'ry you wanna,
pal:
William
Topaze's po'ms are canonical
as the
worst verses...ever!
Ironical?
Not at
all. Not-unpleasant McGonagall
augurs
Edgar Guest...and that Madonna
gal.
* William Topaze McGonagall, so-called world's
worst poet.
Not un-
pleasant to know? Mr.
Milligan,*
christened
Terence Al Pat Sean (not
"Spike”).
Who can
pen bits of clowning that kill? He can.
(Those who
think not can just take
a hike.)
The Goons
thrilled us back then; will they
thrill again?
Where be
new Harrys,** Petes,***
Mikes****...their like?
Where,
in-
deed's, the next pleasant Spike
Milligan?
(Are you
list'ning, Miranda Hart-Dyke?)
* Terence Allan Patrick Sean ("Spike")
Milligan
** Harry Secombe
*** Peter Sellers
**** Michael Bentine
Not un-
pleasant to know: Monsieur Marzials.*
Does he
pen ze woist po'ms evva written?
Or's
The-
-ophile handed ze raw deal?
Are his
po'ms but ze woist writ in Britain?
All ze
metrical skills of ze harp seal
he com-
bines in ze lines "Pour La
Kitten" --
does the
pleasant-to-know Mr. Marzials.
(Even
so: with Theo' we're still
smitten.)
* Theophile-Jules-Henri
("Theo") Marzials. It is difficult to
locate the definitive pronunciation of Theo's family name:
much depends upon the nationality of the pronouncer. In dealing with a
poet of Theo's stature, however, such fine distinctions evaporate.
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mrs.
Moore,*
who's nee
Julia Davis, from Michigan.
Once
I
wished to know scores of her
lore,
but -- mein
Gott! -- I would not wish such
wish again.
With Mc-
Gonagall, less is much more.
ditto:
Moore. Don't allow her to swish
her pen.
Pray for
pleasant-to-know Mrs. Moore:
"May
she
never prove anyone's dish!
Amen!"
* Julia A. Moore
Not un-
pleasant to know? Mother Goose.
As does
Rhea, the mother of Zeus,
Mama
G. lives to overproduce:
scads
of
lads -- plus one female papoose.
Ma, dolled
up in a Moorish burnoose
of char-
treuse with a lining of puce,
cries, "O-
le! J'arrivé! Mme Goose!"
as her
ragbag of rhymes she lets loose.
Not un-
pleasant to know: Messrs Marx.*
Did you
know how one
bro lead the band
in which,
on his career, Mel** embarks?
How a
second sib played
the harp...and
how his
harping earned very high marks?
How a
third Marx embarrassed
his friends,
with his
bites -- so much worse
than his barks?
(Have
you
guessed whence this
litany wends?)
How a
fourth peddled dresses? (Wot
larks!)
How
a
fifth mimed the first four? In
sum:
You've now
heard of all
(five!) Messrs Marx.
But…from
what does the sixth Marx (!)
succumb?***
* Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo,
Zeppo...and...?
** Non
other than the Velvet F(r)og himself, Mr. Torme.
*** For
one answer (possibly definitive), cf the poem “Missing Her Marx”
appearing elsewhere within the blog.
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Sunday, August 5, 2018
Notable Nobs Not Unpleasant To Know: Letters K & L
In his nonsense verse “How pleasant to know Mr. Lear,” the
popularizer of the limerick makes amusing obsservations about himself.
Below readers are urged to discover some equally intriguing characters who, it’s
hoped, will prove as well “Not unpleasant to know.”
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Kovacs,*
tele-
pioneer, comique con brio,
who be-
queathes us his droll treasure trove -- acts
like Nai-
robi's tres-animate trio.
"SN-
L"ers? The Pythons? All throwbacks
to Ra-
gout, Percy Dovetonsils, Gruesome --
"ak-
a"s of a plupleasant Kovacs:
why don't
you -- au review -- deja vu some!
* Ernie Kovacs
Not-un-
pleasant-to-know Mr. Kharms*
scribbles
kid lit (though not keen on kids)
under
pen names like DanDan and Charms.
It’s the
Thirties: his life's on the skids.
Forty-
one sees the Russky gendarmes
appre-
hend him. He dies in his cell,
does the
pleasant-to-know Mr. Kharms.
(So did
Sergei Magnitsky? Oh, well…)
* Daniil Kharms
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Kelly,
proso-
pography's politics pro. (Go
to New
O’le'ns, New York or New Delhi:
you'll not
spot one from whom satires flow so).
Stinging,
shocking -- like Machiavelli,
as our
bros E. A. Poe and Thoreau know.
King of
Mock'ry? Cartoonist Walt Kelly.
D'ya like
prose? You’ll love those who "go Pogo!"
* Walt Kelly
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Leacock.
Stephen's
Novels dubb'd Nonsense? Hilarious!
(The man's
surname's pronounced as is 'peacock'
while his
humor's nowt short of nefarious.)
It’s but
work of a moment to see: cock-
-an'-
bull tales from Stephen's gregarious
Number
2 are the best -- as is Leacock:
plies his
pen like a '10** Stradivarius.
* Stephen Leacock
** The 1710 Strad referenced could be any of four extant instruments. It rates, as well, a perfect ten on the string scale.
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Lennon,*
who pro-
claimed, "We're more famous than Jesus!"
(he in-
cluded the three other men in
his small
band). But he did so to tease us,
and to
flog the new book he'd been pennin'
[Note to
self: Always draw an advance.]
titled
In His Own Write By John Lennon.
(His ti-
reurs never gave peace a chance.
* John Lennon
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Lem,*
he whose
works include Pirx and Solaris.
Never
panned for a pleth'ra of phlegm,
Stan's ap-
plauded from Patna to Paris.
Though un-
worthy to finger the hem
of this
man's pantaloons -- 'twould embarrass --
I find
pleasant-to-know Mr. Lem
a bro
"-matic" (of course I mean "charis-").
* Stanislaw Lem
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Kovacs,*
tele-
pioneer, comique con brio,
who be-
queathes us his droll treasure trove -- acts
like Nai-
robi's tres-animate trio.
"SN-
L"ers? The Pythons? All throwbacks
to Ra-
gout, Percy Dovetonsils, Gruesome --
"ak-
a"s of a plupleasant Kovacs:
why don't
you -- au review -- deja vu some!
* Ernie Kovacs
Not-un-
pleasant-to-know Mr. Kharms*
scribbles
kid lit (though not keen on kids)
under
pen names like DanDan and Charms.
It’s the
Thirties: his life's on the skids.
Forty-
one sees the Russky gendarmes
appre-
hend him. He dies in his cell,
does the
pleasant-to-know Mr. Kharms.
(So did
Sergei Magnitsky? Oh, well…)
* Daniil Kharms
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Kelly,
proso-
pography's politics pro. (Go
to New
O’le'ns, New York or New Delhi:
you'll not
spot one from whom satires flow so).
Stinging,
shocking -- like Machiavelli,
as our
bros E. A. Poe and Thoreau know.
King of
Mock'ry? Cartoonist Walt Kelly.
D'ya like
prose? You’ll love those who "go Pogo!"
* Walt Kelly
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Leacock.
Stephen's
Novels dubb'd Nonsense? Hilarious!
(The man's
surname's pronounced as is 'peacock'
while his
humor's nowt short of nefarious.)
It’s but
work of a moment to see: cock-
-an'-
bull tales from Stephen's gregarious
Number
2 are the best -- as is Leacock:
plies his
pen like a '10** Stradivarius.
* Stephen Leacock
** The 1710 Strad referenced could be any of four extant instruments. It rates, as well, a perfect ten on the string scale.
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Lennon,*
who pro-
claimed, "We're more famous than Jesus!"
(he in-
cluded the three other men in
his small
band). But he did so to tease us,
and to
flog the new book he'd been pennin'
[Note to
self: Always draw an advance.]
titled
In His Own Write By John Lennon.
(His ti-
reurs never gave peace a chance.
* John Lennon
Not un-
pleasant to know: Mr. Lem,*
he whose
works include Pirx and Solaris.
Never
panned for a pleth'ra of phlegm,
Stan's ap-
plauded from Patna to Paris.
Though un-
worthy to finger the hem
of this
man's pantaloons -- 'twould embarrass --
I find
pleasant-to-know Mr. Lem
a bro
"-matic" (of course I mean "charis-").
* Stanislaw Lem
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