A be-
mused musicologist, Theodore Karp,
mused musicologist, Theodore Karp,
[sing do
(B double sharp)... do, re (C triple sharp)]
(B double sharp)... do, re (C triple sharp)]
with top
Terpsichorean (danseuse) Twyla Tharp...
Terpsichorean (danseuse) Twyla Tharp...
[sing mi
(D triple sharp), rest through solo on harp]
(D triple sharp), rest through solo on harp]
...and John
Irving (The World According to Garp),
Irving (The World According to Garp),
[sing fa
(E double sharp)...fa, sol (F triple sharp)]
(E double sharp)...fa, sol (F triple sharp)]
each a
member -- these past sev'ral decades -- of AARP...
member -- these past sev'ral decades -- of AARP...
[thereon
slacken your carpals: more solos on harp]
slacken your carpals: more solos on harp]
...have i-
magined an "arp"'ra in B double sharp --
magined an "arp"'ra in B double sharp --
[sing la
(G triple sharp); further solos on harp]
(G triple sharp); further solos on harp]
for two
(pair'd) prepared harpsicords, tenor and harp...
(pair'd) prepared harpsicords, tenor and harp...
[sing la
(rest), la (rest): sev'ral more Gs (triply sharp'd)]
(rest), la (rest): sev'ral more Gs (triply sharp'd)]
...and with
sets by famed Dadaist Hans (ne Jean) Arp --
[sing la
(rest), la (rest)... (more G's pile up (triple sharp'd))
they see
choreograph’d by th'aforemention’d Tharp...
sets by famed Dadaist Hans (ne Jean) Arp --
[sing la
(rest), la (rest)... (more G's pile up (triple sharp'd))
they see
choreograph’d by th'aforemention’d Tharp...
[sing la
(rest), la (rest): seven Gs (all triple sharp]
(rest), la (rest): seven Gs (all triple sharp]
...who'll per-
form it in front of Arp's paint-spatter’d tarp
form it in front of Arp's paint-spatter’d tarp
[sing si
(some call it 'ti'), i.e., A triple sharp]
(some call it 'ti'), i.e., A triple sharp]
on a
stage steeply skew’d, a theatrical scarp...
stage steeply skew’d, a theatrical scarp...
[sing: do,
si, la, sol, fa, mi, re. do! (Nineteen sharps!)]
si, la, sol, fa, mi, re. do! (Nineteen sharps!)]
...as the
taciturn harpist, a Marxist named Harpo
taciturn harpist, a Marxist named Harpo
[The
Ballade of Morgan and Virgil and Newton…
Ballade of Morgan and Virgil and Newton…
arpeggiates,
fingers aflutter...like carp...
[…and of
Warren and Wyatt: The Family E'arp']
Act II
Song: "What LARPs, Pip, what LARPs!" -- Pip pal Joe Gargery
Song:"Warp speed, Mr. Sulu! Warp speed!" -- Captain James Kirk
Song:"The worst is so often true." -- Miss Jane Marple and chorus
(more of Act II to come: a work in progress)
Warren and Wyatt: The Family E'arp']
fig. 1: Unusual B Double Sharp Major Key Signature as it Appears in Early Piano Reduction Mss |
Act II
Song: "What LARPs, Pip, what LARPs!" -- Pip pal Joe Gargery
Song:"Warp speed, Mr. Sulu! Warp speed!" -- Captain James Kirk
Song:"The worst is so often true." -- Miss Jane Marple and chorus
(more of Act II to come: a work in progress)
Eggcentric Philosopher: Rene D'eggCarton |