Black, Brown & Beige Broadway

The Classic Great White Way is out. 
Look what Imaginary Guest Blogger Richard Pryor 
considers to be in:

Out: An American in Paris         
In: Afro-Americans Impair'd

Out: Rent 
In: Rant! 

Out: Anyone Can Whistle         
In: Many Blood's A Pistol

Out: Hamilton 
In: Him All Tan 

Out: 110 in the Shade         
In: A Hundred 'n' Ten Different Shades

Out: Annie Get Your Gun         
In: Brandy Grab Yer Glock

Out: Camelot         
In: Camel Jock

Out: Brigadoon
In: Bring in da Poon

Out: Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang         
In: Chittlins, Littl'uns, Gang-Bang

Out: Carmen Jones 
In: Quincey Jones 

Out: Gypsy         
In: Crips! E-e-e-e-e! 

Out: The King and I         
In: Don King Is High!

Out: West Side Story         
In: East Side’s Whorey

Out: Funny Girl         
In: Funky Girlfren’

Out: The Color Purple         
In: De Color’d Peeple

Out: Damn Yankees          
In: Frickin’ Honkies

Out: Candide         
In: Farrakhandide

Out: The Phantom of The Opera         
In: De Fans Dey Love Dare Oprah

Out: Into the Woods         
In: Be’n To Da 'Hoods?

Out: The Iceman Cometh         
In: That Ice-T’s on Meth

Out: Jesus Christ, Superstar         
In: Jesus Christ! Superfly!!

Out Kismet           
In: Kiss the 'Hood Goodbye!

Out: Pippin
In: Trippin'

Out: Mame!     
In: Ma’am!

Out: Most Happy Fella         
In: Mos' Nappy Fella

Out: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn         
In: Negroes...? In Brookline...?

Out: Oklahoma!         
In: OklaHomie

Out: On A Clear Day You Can See Forever 
In: On Career Day You Can See the Custodial Closet 

Out: Forty-Second Street     
In: One Hundred and Twenty Second Street

Out: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers     
In: Seven 'Hos fo’ Sev’ral Bros

Out: Show Boat     
In: Sho’Nuf Boat

Out: Hello, Dolly     
In: Wha’ Zup, LaToya...?

Out: Man Of La Mancha     
In: You Da Man, LaMarr, Ain’cha...?