Sofa Size Paintings Ranked

# 10 Jan van Eyck's
Giovanni Arnolfini and His Bride's Divan 

# 9 Pierre-Auguste Renoir's
Le Dejeuner des Davenport

# 8 Egon Schiele's
Death und der Chesterfield

# 7 Georges Seurat's
Sunday Afternoon a de la Grande Chaise Longue

# 6 Vincent van Gogh's
Starry Starry Sectional 

# 5 Rembrandt van Rijn’s
Balshazzar's Loveseat 

# 4 Paolo Uccello's
San Giorgio e il Daybed

# 3 Henri Rousseau's
The Hungry Lion Throws Itself on the Settee 

# 2 Pablo Picasso's
Guernicouch

#1 Leonardo da Vinci's
Sofa Lisa

Study in Self Reference

  
                 The self-referring...

...Old Testament theologian: Isaiah-Lot of Babel 

...black-ink artist law-suit defendant: So Su Me E   

...pop culture one-hit wonder: Flash N. DePann   

...Civil War reenactment Rhett Butler impersonator: Frank Lee Meideere    

...mafia enforcer: Arthur E. Cantry-Fewse 

...New York waterfront longshoreman: Ike Hood-O'Haddklasse  

...Greta Garbo fan-club recording secretary: Ivan "Toobie" Hull-Owen 

...religious zealot: Theo Lodge-Hickle  

...French national "M Congeniality" contest runner-up: Merce E. Beaucoup  

...all-around sonofabitch: Upton O'Goode  

...amateur psychologist: Itzak ("Ray") Zeevoilt  

...novelty floorlamp manufacturer's rep: Major O. Ward  

...failed eighteen-wheeler operator: Asa Lee ("Pat") deWiel

…sub-Saharan real-estate developer: Barron Wasteland 

Paying Him To Go

Dump The Drumpf? That goes sans say.'
But deed Drumpf dough to go away?
Each man, each child, each woman would
who fathoms what for all’d be good!

Which voter 'cross the USA
would NOT dump Donald...doo-dah-day? 
Each patriot could rave, "I gave
to save the homeland from that knave."

Each citizen should send a buck
to silence Daffy Donald Duck.
I'll send a buck. Hell: I'll send two.
I’ll send a sawbuck! Woudn't you?

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue The Rhym'd Playbill

The Players

Fred Trump as “Forebear”   

Donald Drumpf as “Herr Hair”   

Ivanka Drumpf as “Mein Heir”     

Barron Drumpf as “Day Care” 

Melania Drumpf as “Au Pair” 

Donald, Jr. as “Nowhere?”

Eric Drumpf as “Blank Stare” 

Steve Bannon as “B. Ware”   

Vladimir Putin as “Pu’ Bear”     

Bibi Netanyahu as “B’nai Br’er”  

Theresa May as “Not Blair”   

Sean Spicer as “Round/Square”

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders as “Mascare’”   

Kellyanne Conway as “Ma Mere”

Hope Hicks as “Big Hair”   

Rob Goldstone as “Tire Spare”  

Anthony Scaramucci as “Horn Blare”       

Roger Stone as “Ol’ Frere”  

Chris Christie as “Shape? Pear”  

Reince Pribus as “Too Square’

Nikki Haley as “World’s Fair”   

Rex Tillerson as “C’est Guerre”   

Neil Gorsuch as “High Chair”     

Tom Price as “Air Fare”  

Scott Pruitt as “Foul Air”   

Ben Carson as “No ’There’”

Jeff Sessions as “No Fair!”   

Steve Mnuchin as “Fair Share”   

Robert Mueller as “Best Prayer”   

& Featuring Jarud Kushner as “The Beaver”

Parts Yet To Be Cast:

_____________ as Truth/Dare”  

_____________ as “Hot Air”  

 _____________ as “Me? Err?

_____________ as “Malware"

 _____________ as “Red Scare”  

_____________ as “Nowhere”

_____________ as ”Avis Rare”

'Mis-"adventures

Missis-sissis-sissis-sippi.
Miso soup for you not me.
Misquote presh Pres Syngman Rhe.
(He missed his opportunity.)

Misfits, one or two… or three.

Mise-en-sceney scenery.
Miss Congeneality.
Misir wot? Whose recipe?

Misanthrope? I hope not me.
Missed her: Sister Heavenly.
Ms. Liz (nee Miss Probert, she).
Misplaced party loyalty.

Misty’s played for Clint, not thee.
Misconstrued you, dude, should be.
Tillie: Miss Utility.
Meshack (sic)? Where’d Shadrach be?