'Drumpf' misspell'd reads 'Dr. Fump.'
(What sort of dudes dream this stuff up?)
I spied him on a big rig's* bump-
er sticker. (In a red state? Yup!)
When re-rearranged, he's 'Mr. Pfud,'
with shades of Bugs's nemesis.
However spell'd, he's such a dud.
I wish he'd quit the premises.
* Some late mss show 'trailer's' here.
Others show 'RV's.' All are palimpsests.
What varia have you run across?
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
