These verses concern (if their accents don't droop)
crumbling crackers 'n' rusks into alphabet soup.
Biscuits (Triscuits 'n' Carr's) are the hardtack I choose.
(Scores -- and more! -- y'all can score with a fistful of sous.)
Them Premium Unsalted Tops...? They'll do, too
(as will Late July Classic Saltines, entre nous).
Munch Crunchmasters! They come in hundred-pound lots,
ever term'd "de rigueur" by our planet's "have-nots."
Ergo, biscuits be basics -- no 'if's, 'and's or 'but's.
(Thus my meal, like my song, starts with 'soup,' ends up nuts.)
* Crackers can be called biscuits in the UK.
