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Saturday, February 22, 2020

The Spooniad

Spooner source…?
The Trojan Horse.
Gift of Greeks
or grift of geeks…?
     Moral:
No hoi polloi avoided Troy.

Spoon Your Prayers

The Book of Common Prayer:
a copy's in your pew.
A Pooka-bombin' c'reer
ain't no vocation I'd pursue.
     Moral:
Raise swords! Praise Lords!

More Sprats

Drat them Sprats!  Take that , you Sprats! The groom's call'd  Mar-a-lago Fats.  His bride's too slim --  so-o-o-o unlike him.  ...