The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 33: Aalz Well That Ends Well

     Episode 33: A A L Z P O C O: Aalz Poco

Aalz grandé grow massive, like trees,
while the aalz mediaño one sees
grow, at most, knee-cap high.
As for aalz pôco, try
visu’lizin' ‘em pint-size -- like peas.  

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episodes 31 & 32: Species of Bard & Feces Too Hard

     Ep. 32: P O O L A A C Z: Poo!Laacz

Do your bowel movements not rate a "Swell!"…?
Like a brontosaur’s breath do they smell…?
There’s but one thing to do:
take a Poo!Laacz or two.
They’re prescribed in both tablet and gel.
 
     Ep. 31: A Z P O O L A C: Az Poo Lac   

In a galaxy far, far away
lives an alternate Shakespeare, they say –
though he’s there call’d Chayqs-Bier.
(Where Ouill dwells, spelling's queer:
“Az Poo Lac It”…? That’s Ouill’s latest play.)