[AZ: Absolute Zero, Alexis Zorba]
"Absolute Zero's one
get-go,* albeit a
bleak..."
specs A-
lexis, who's married, with
children, and swears, "Hey! I'm
Greek.
* I.e., a get-go not unlike the Great Get-Go,
not to be confused with the Big Bang.
[BY: Be Yourself, Boris Yeltsin]
"Be Your-
self! (HO* whom else would you
be?" asks (rhetoric'lly)
Boris...
"To be
somebody else might cause
Mother** some serious
tsoris."
* Russian Cyrillics for 'but' and pronounced
(roughly) 'noh.' ** I.e., Mother Russia, of course.
[CX: Contemn Xenophobes, Cugat, Xavier]
"Con-
temn Xenophobes! Contemn..."
Rhumba King Cugat re-
peats...
(Just as
he would be treated, each
stranger this vir bonus*
treats.)
* What the good man does is always right –
or so somewhere suggest the Brothers Grimm.
[DW: Do Without, Dionne Warwick]
"Do With-
out! Pledge thy pounds to the
poor," warbles Dionne (the
song bird)...
though it's
Bacharach (Burt) who'll at
last teach her right word from
wrong word.
[EV: Every Valley, Edward Villella]
"’Every
valley exhaulted shall
be; every rough place made
plain...’:
I shall
dance thee that text," Edward
vows, "in a Balanchine
vein."
[FU: Fed Up, Felix Unger]
"Fed
Up! UFOs, UR-
Ls, UXBs..." fumes our
Felix...
"In the
end, all they yield is some
abecedarial
helix."
[GT: Gin (&) Tonic, Gene Tunney/Tierney]
"Gin and
Tonic and juice of one
lime: pour the lot over
ice..."
prescribes
Gene.* "Good advice," echoes
Gene.** "An innocuous
vice!"
* Actress Tierney ** Pugilist Tunney
[HS: He (vs) She, Holly Sweet]
"He v.
She? The distinction's am-
biguous," challenges
Holly...
"So he's
Shlomo. But what's in a
name? 'So long, Sol; hello,
Dolly.'"
[IR: I, Robot, Irene Ryan]
"I,
Robot, rest my
case," in tones Rum-
polean...
roars I-
rene. "I'd rap it,
were I Rock 'n'
Rollean."
[JQ: John Quincey, Jose Quintero]
"John
Quincey ain't the
seventh Chief
Exec," corrects Jo-
se...
"He's number
six, post James Mon-
roe...but what the
heck! (More: what the
hey!!)
[KP: Key Personnel, Kendrick Perkins]
"Key Personnel? Kevin?
Paul? Rajon? Ray?" Kendrick
Wonders.*
Then Perk's
traded, which trade shall yet
prove one of Boston's big
blunders.
* Garnett, Pierce, Rondo, Allen:
all former Celtics
[LO: Leigh/Olivier, Laugh Out (Loud)
Leigh/O-
livier, Lunt/Fontaine.
Which duo's dropped from the
list...
of great
thespian pairs? Jolie/
Pitt? LOL! They’d be
missed?
[MN: Machiavellian? Not, Mike Nichols]
"Mach'a-
vellian, not to say
cynical: 'twas just her
way..."
muses
Mike, as he pegs one-time
partner, the late Elaine
May.
[NM: Not Much, Norman Mailer]
"Not
much!" mutters Norman, when
asked if he liked married
life.
"Good when
naked, but less good when
dead: much depends on the
wife."
[OL: Ozymandias: Look, Orlando Lasso]
Ozy-
mandias: "Look on my
burg, Mr. Big, and des-
pair!"
(Or Or-
lando: "Give ear to my
music...or not -- I don't
care.")
[PK: P. Kilbride]
[QJ: Q. Jones]
[RI: R. Ingersoll]
[SH: S. Houston]
[TG: T. Geisel]
[UF: ]
[VE: V. Emmanuel]
[WP: W. Demarest]
[XC: Xavier Cugat (again)]
[YB: ]
[ZA: ]