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How d'ya like your eggs prepar'd...?
With a side of hash browns pair'd...?
Poach'd, fried, soft-boil'd...? Don't concern us.
Roast 'em in a fiery furnace!
Coeufew
Kanamuna* runs through town
in their** Valentino gown:
"Tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock...
All is well; 'tis egg o'clock."
*Egg in Finnish **Preferred pronoun
Moeufy's Law
To Murphy's Law a corollary,
Moeufy's Law is cautionary:
"Place an egg atop your toilet...?
Break it must before you boil it."
The Lay of the Egg
Agges aggo, on a planet call'd Oeuf
(it now enjoys soeuf circumscribing its toeuf),
there was only an ovoid instead of a ball,
with a hard-boil'd eggquator encircling it all.
Touloeuf Lautregg
He blossom'd 'n' thrived
in the rude Place Pigalle.
(For a Jacques Blanc* so-o-o-o pocket-sized...
...pas mal, pas mal!)
*Equivalent in France to 'John Doe.'
