Dynel J. Drumpf: a Profile in Textile
Drawing in chemical marker, Crayola and UberGlow
tanning foam (Metallic Sunshine) below actual blonde
Dynel hairpiece -- He isn't fake anything: he's real Dynel --
attached to 16" x 20" canvas.
By Ulysses Poe
(This canvas temporarily on inter-library loan to The
Dynel J. Drumpf Presidential Library and MAGA Fashion
Accessories Retail Outlet Store, Palm Beach, Florida.)
Vibrissae-frizz'd, Dynel J. Drumpf
limns lists of adversaries' names.
Re: bristles quizz'd, Dynel J. Drumpf
dismisses spiels near open flames.
Re: bristles quizz'd, Dynel J. Drumpf
dismisses spiels near open flames.
Im--postiche--plants* Dynel J. Drumpf
insists, to all who'd heed, "They're real."
Mane-niacal Dynel J. Drumpf
burlesques a boned banana peel!
* An example of the Latin rhetorical device known
as 'tmesis' or 'cutting,' whereby one word is inserted in
between the separated components of an adjacent
compound word. 'Cutting' further provides an example
of another such device, one of irony.
Copolymer'd Dynel J. Drumpf
promotes his Union Carbide Stocks.
Faux-fibre-coiff'd Dynel J. Drumpf
thrice violates Ms. Goldilocks.
Maize-merkin-mopp'd Dynel J. Drumpf
claims, "Only Herr repairs what's wrong."
Toupeeriwigg'd Dynel J. Drumpf:
so long's your hair! So, Herr: So long!
