His
nous is fake.
(His
gnus…?
Fake
too, folks feel.)
Now
he, with
(thanks
to Yiddish kin)
fake
“…nu…?”s
may daily deal.
Still,
we’ll make sure,
impeachin’ him,
the
douche’s noose
is
real.
Some hens are born damp, some hens achieve dampness and some hens have dampness thrust upon them. A damp hen by any other name would smell ...