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Saturday, October 10, 2020

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 41: With a Bleach Chaser

     Ep. 41: Z A L C O O P A: Zal Coopa

Is with Fenimore she eponymic…?

We think not: sounds a lot like some gimmick.
Still, at lip-syncing Don,
she’s Ms. Sine Qua Non.
Slainte, Sarah (“Zal”) Coopa: FemmeMimic!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 40: Look, Ma! Top o' the World!

     Ep. 40: A L C A P O O Z: Alcapooz

Back in the day, crooks we'd banish. 
Onto Alcatraz Island they’d vanish.
Do they still…? They do not.
Alcapooz now’s the spot --
with its name rear part French, front part Spanish.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 39: Hold Yer -chovies!

    Ep. 39: A P L O O C A Z: A P! Looc! A Z!
 
People peckish pour pizza agree:
sightin' signs above parlors be key.
Ignore Linear Bs!
Opt for stock ABCs!
Look! An A! Look! A P!! Looc! A Z!!!

Runcibl'd Spooner: GuilloTune

“A far, far better thing I do
than e’er I’ve done before.”
A Tale of Two Cities
     At markets for Lakota scalps,
Lakota boobs bring more.
A Sale of Sioux Titties
     Moral:
Carton's aware
he'll lose more than his hair.

Litany Chanted Over Schrödinger's Box

Is he dead yet...? 'Yes' or 'No'...?  All'd 'God Bless!' if 'Yes,' you know.  Is he dead yet...? Don...