The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 41: With a Bleach Chaser

     Ep. 41: Z A L C O O P A: Zal Coopa

Is with Fenimore she eponymic…?

We think not: sounds a lot like some gimmick.

Still, at lip-syncing Don,

she’s Ms. Sine Qua Non.

Slainte, Sarah (“Zal”) Coopa: FemmeMimic!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 40: Look, Ma! Top o' the World!

     Ep. 40: A L C A P O O Z: Alcapooz

Back in the day, crooks we'd banish. 

Onto Alcatraz Island they’d vanish.
Do they still…? They do not.
Alcapooz now’s the spot --
with its name rear part French, front part Spanish.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 39: Hold Yer -chovies!

    Ep. 39: A P L O O C A Z: A P! Looc! A Z!
 

People peckish pour pizza agree:
sightin' signs above parlors be key.
Ignore Linear Bs!
Opt for stock ABCs!
Look! An A! Look! A P!! Looc! A Z!!!

Runcibl'd Spooner: GuilloTune

“A far, far better thing I do
than e’er I’ve done before.”
A Tale of Two Cities
     At markets for Lakota scalps,
Lakota boobs bring more.
A Sale of Sioux Titties
     Moral:
Carton's aware
he'll lose more than his hair.