Pioneered by Uncle Dan, the list slouches on
under the auspices of Uly Poe, who insists that
the be(a)st is yet to come.
Zero to 666 mph* in 6.66
seconds:
the UAR
(Ungodliness Acceleration Rate)
of the
Beast.
* 1743 minus 666 km/h
"Six-sixty-six skidoo!":
the BeelzeBum's Rush
of the Beast.
666
miles per gallon:
the
Fuel Economy Rating on the Road to Hell
of the
Beast.
Skik-shik-shiksa:
the Goy Goyl
of the
Beast.
66.6%
abv:
the
Brewmeister Beerelzebub's Beer Boast
of the
Beast.
N+666:
the
Oulipoetical Transliteration Technique
Whereby Each Noun in the
Biblical Book
of the Apocalypse Is Replaced with the
666th Noun Following It in Webster's New
International
Dictionary (666th Edition)
of the
Beast
"666
bottles of beer on the wall, 666
bottles of beer...":
the "Binge-Till-Yer-BeelzeBlotto"
Satanic Stein Song
of the
Beast
"Sykes
Sics Sheiks":
the “Stix
Nix Hix Pix”-Type Tabloid Headline
Featuring Story Concerning a Rabid Wanda
Sinking Bared Canines into Deserving
Members of the Saudi Royal Family
of the
Beast
The 0.666%*:
the Percentage
of U.S. population
claiming membership in “Billionaires
For The Beast”
of the
Beast
* They control 66.6% of US wealth.
"Sixty-six days hath September":
the
Calendrical Mnemonic
of the
Beast.*
* "Sixty-six days hath September.
Six times six: March through November.
Jan and Feb…? One less than seven.
Dec…? Six plus five. (Eleven)
Leap year starts from scratch, by heaven:
then, Sept's days run sixty-seven!"
Snick-snick-snickers:
the Brimstone-Coated
BeelzeBar
of the
Beast
"Six
hundred sixty-six men on a sick
man's chest..."
the Prince
of Darkness Pirate Sea Shanty
of the
Beast
Fahrenheit
666:
the
Combustion Temperature of Brimstone
of the
Beast.
"Leaflets
six-six-six: touch 'em not with
ten-foot sticks!":
the
Cautionary Mnemonic Identifying
Devilishly Toxic Ivies
of the
Beast.
"Sucks!
Sucks! Sucks!":
every Sean
Hannity Broadcast
of the
Beast
666 Dalmatians:
the
Diabolical Disney Derivative Devil-Dog Dramedy
of the
Beast.
Spooks! Spooks! Spooks!:
the Ghostbusters Cinematic Homage
of the
Beast.
"Spicks!
Spicks! Spicks!":
the Illegal
Immigrant Insult Voiced by Drumpf
of the
Beast.
"...ten...nine...eight...seven...six...six...six...":
the
Aborted NASA Shuttle-Launch
Liftoff
Countdown Sequence
of the
Beast.
"Shake!
Shake! Shake!":
the Jerry
Lee Lewcifer Look-Alike Contest Lyric
of the
Beast.
"The
666 Horsemen of the Apocalypse":
the
Military-Industrial Complex
of the
Beast.
"Sing a song of 66 pence, pockets full of rye;
6 and 60 blackbirds baked (still breathing!)
in a pie...":
the Rhyming Recitation Recipe for Satan's
Souffle Surprise
of the Beast.
696:
the Menage a Trois Diabolical Deprav-o-glyph
of the
Beast.
