"All you need is Drumpf, Chumpf;
Drumpf is all you need."
-- D. Drumpf
To cadge an imagined torpidity,
merely picture a log with a bumpf;
to experience gobs of cupidity,
to experience gobs of cupidity,
you've no need but to heed Donald Drumpf.
To obtain a small grain of squalidity,
merely conjure a landfill or dumpf;
to experience wads of vapidity,
merely cede homeland's lead to The Drumpf.
To acknowledge your thrall to liquidity,
store the sum of your wealth in one lumpf;
to experience bits of rabidity.
merely read of the greed of The Drumpf.
To obtain a small grain of squalidity,
merely conjure a landfill or dumpf;
to experience wads of vapidity,
merely cede homeland's lead to The Drumpf.
To acknowledge your thrall to liquidity,
store the sum of your wealth in one lumpf;
to experience bits of rabidity.
merely read of the greed of The Drumpf.
To insure it's secure (your timidity),
merely ask for the hand of a frumpf;
to experience tainted rancidity,
just pay heed to the creed of The Drumpf.
To experience tiers of avidity,
play the advocate, never the grumpf;
to experience caustic acridity,
just proceed where he's pee'd -- Donald Drumpf.
To enjoy a dynamic fluidity,
to your workout add hopf, skipf and jumpf;
to experience fetid putridity,
you've no need but to breed one more Drumpf.
To be sure folks regard your pinguidity,
bloat to far more than pleasingly plumpf;
to experience heavy gelidity,
you've no need but to feed Donald Drumpf.
To survive in Death Valley's aridity,
ride the camel with only one humpf;
to experience outsize stupidity,
you've no need but to heed Donald Drumpf.
