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Friday, July 5, 2024

One Fine Day At Texas Tex's Textile Tavern


     In one 
West-Texas town 
sits a textile-themed tap
     stuff'd with 
crepes, cottons, calicos, 
cashmeres with nap.
     A 
priest and a minister 
enter that bar;
     therein
join'd by a rabbi 
these holy men are.
     "All di-
vines, vicars, padres, 
imams, monks in robes..."
     tallies
Tex, "...welcome be. Fear not 
State's moral probes!
     "Textile 
Tavern embraces 
all men of the cloth --
     all...re-
gardless of credo. 
(Unless you're a moth.)"

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