Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentric Ovaviews: Zeggs I & II

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   Zig-Zegg I

   Zig-Zag lines...? They're short 'n' sharp,
   like pirouettes by Twyla Tharp.
   But Zig-Zegg lines finesse that norm.
   All's said 'n' done...? They're oviform.

   Zig-Zegg II

   As seen above, I's tend to curve.

   The scoundrels start off straight, then swerve.

   But Zig-Zegg II's aren't lines at all.

   They're rolling papers, ya'll, withal.

Carpe Diembryo! Three More Eggcentric Ovaviews: Adoeuf & Other Heroes

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    Adoeuf 

    

    This other Adoeuf's being tried;
    his hEinousness had horrified
    the world. How many millions died
    as Eiggman preggticed ovacide...?

Kurds 'n' Huevos...?

Who's first 

in Eggypt's sultinate...?

'Tis him: 

Egg Saladin* the Great!

     *Saladin was of Kurdish ethnicity.

 Proeteggtion

 One's sexual

 impromptus quondam

 egg one on:

"Engegge a condom!"