The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 42: No Man's Land (One)

Protestor
with Sword

     Ep. 42: A C L O O P A Z: Acloop, AZ
 
Do you sigh for environs more fun…?
Where she shares your affairs with the gun…?
Where abortion’s taboo...?
(Hey! Where science is, too…?)
Well…Acloop, AZ is one.

Runcibl'd Spooner: God/Mother

Leaf-faced pagan demigod:
The Green Man
Grampa's spouse spares not the rod:
The Mean Gran
     Moral:

Ditch witches with switches!