Tease Spooners

Hymn humm'd prostrate on one's knees... 

...let's quit gassing pairs of Bries:

     "Steal Away to Jesus" / we'll, uh, stay two cheeses

Amis, Fry and Rushdie's pal, he's...

...show disdain for harsher galleys:

      Christopher Hitchens / hiss tougher kitchens 

Gnaw on neighbor deeding plaudits...
...beat down brass quintet which audits:
     bite the hand that feeds / fight the band that heeds