Drumpf sues.
Drumpf's suing an ape
who, array'd in a cape,
tied Drumpf's hands
to Drumpf's glans
with electrical tape.
Drumpf's suing a bear
who set fire to Drumpf's hair.
(When did POTUS
first notice...?
"Don, Jr. would stare.")
Drumpf's suing a cow
who concocted, somehow,
to add lint
(just a hint)
into Donald's Kung Pao.
Suing, too, a dugong
(though Drumpf knows this is wrong)
who discuss'd
with disgust
how Drumpf's ties are too long.
Drumpf sues.
Drumpf's suing an eel
who Drumpf deem'd 'no big deal'
when it noted
(then gloated):
"Drumpf's hand's never healed."
Drumpf's suing a fox
for the way that beast mocks
Donald's weight
and his gait --
how Drumpf back-'n'-forth rocks.
Drumpf's suing a gnu
and its fourth-estate crew
for reporting
Drumpf's snorting
when napping. (It's true.)
Drumpf's suing a hen
for purloining a pen
Donald used.
(Don's accused
it of pilfering ten.)
Drumpf sues.
Sues, as well, an iguana.
Says Don: "'Cuz I wanna
deport
that sad sort
on a boat to Botswana."
Drumpf's suing a joey
for billions, although he
claims roos
post 'fake news' --
"...plus they're swishy 'n' showy."
Drumpf's suing these koi
who, once girl-child and boy,
now prefer
'him' 'n' 'her.'
(They so-o-o-o-o Donald annoy.)
Drumpf's suing a lynx
who insists Drumpf's shit stinks.
"I've best words
and best turds" --
or so Dumpty Drumpf thinks.
Drumpf sues.
Drumpf's suing a moose.
Donald's case, most abstruse,
claims the beast,
while deceased,
voted...twice! "Fraud!! Abuse!!!"
Drumpf's suing a newt --
a most frivolous suit.
Cash or cheque...?
What the heck...
just as long as there's loot.
Drumpf's suing these owls.
When Drumpf spots 'em, he howls:
"Scumbag birds!"
(Donald's words.)
"Un-American fowls!"
Drumpf's suing a parrot.
Drumpf's suit's without merit.
Drumpf heard
that the bird
hates Drumpf's hair: just can't bear it.
Drumpf sues.
Drumpf's suing a quail,
wants to lock her in jail.
Donald's ICE
nick'd her...twice,
but we help'd her make bail.
Drumpf's suing a rat
for its tweet "Drumpf's Too Fat!"
Likes...? It got
quite a lot --
more than Drumpf's tweets begat.
Drumpf's suing a snake,
though there's little at stake:
The snake stared;
Don got scared...
(The whole case is opaque.)
Drumpf's suing a tern
and its second wife, Fern.
Judge got piss'd:
case dismissed!
Live 'n' learn. Live 'n' learn.
Drumpf sues.
Drumpf's suing an urchin
arrested while perchin'
atop
Drumpf's pro shop.
For lost balls it was searchin.'
Drumpf's suing a vole;
claims the animal stole
votes by mail.
Verdict...? Jail
In some foreign black hole.
Drumpf's suing these whales.
But my 1-to-10 scales
say the odds
are their pods
will make sure the suit fails.
Drumpf's suing a xyst,
though his lawyers insist
that Drumpf's suit's
all but moot,
as Drumpf's xysts don't exist.
Drumpf sues.
Drumpf is suing these yaks
for their rampant attacks
on the lunches
Drumpf munches --
Drumpf's fries 'n' Big Macs.
Drumpf will sue the whole zoo --
which includes me 'n' you
who dislike
Drumpf's whole Reich.
(And, Drumpf notes, we vote blue...
...so he'll sue.)
