36+ Views of Mounted Babies (Unpub)

     Infant nails 

difficult move on a half pipe – 

this during competitive skateboarding 

regionals:

baby on board, 

baby on board!
Baby on board…? 

Say! Hey! Baby on board! 
 
     Out: Netanyahu, 

from Israel's government.

Still he refuses 

to step aside quietly:

Bibi unbow'd, 

Bibi unbow'd!

Bibi unbow'd...? 

Oy! Vay! Bibi unbow'd! 

Drypoint plate image of toddler -- call'd "Baby" -- sur-

renders it's feath'ry look 

post twelfth impression:: 
"Baby" unburr'd, "Baby" unburr'd!

"Baby" unburr'd...? Boo-hoo! "Baby" unburr'd!

Newborn emerges from brief incubation re-

quired due to sharp drop in said newborn's body temp: 

Baby un"B-r-r-r-r!"'d! Baby un"B-r-r-r-r!"'d!

Baby un"B-r-r-r-r!"'...? Bless you! Baby un"B-r-r-r-r!"'d!

Biologist Charles William, fearing bad bouts of the 

bends, sends his sister's kid down in the Bathysphere:

Beebe's own blood, Beebe's own blood!

Beebe's own blood...? Madness! Beebe's own blood!

  

George Herman promis'd sick younster in hospice, "This

homer's for you." But he fail'd to deliver:

Babe's bein' boo'd, Babe's bein' boo'd!

Babe's bein' boo'd...? Bad mess! Babe's bein' boo'd!

Blue-footed fledgling descends to the poop deck where

three peckish tars promptly eat the poor gannet:

Booby on board, booby on board!

Booby on board...? Aye-aye! Booby on board.

Poor Derek's derriere censor'd. All pics of the

Perfect 10's buttocks are mask'd in soft focus:

Bo's behind blurr'd, Bo's behind blurr'd!

Bo's behind blurr'd...? Oh, my! Bo's behind blurr'd!

 

Toddler shouts “Options for everyone!” during e-

mergency shareholders’ meeting on Wall Street: 
baby on board, baby on board!
Baby on board…? Buy!! Buy!! Baby on board!

King of the Elephants dies on a Friday but

Monday rolls 'round and he's still uninterr'd:

Babar unburied, Babar unburied!

Babar unburied...? (Sigh!) Babar unburied!

 
Midget Brit constable publishes paper cri-

tiquing conservative wannabee Justice:

Bobby on Bork, bobby on Bork! 

Bobby on Bork...? Righto! Bobby on Bork! 

Lascivious rug rat grabs hold of Anita,
refusing to let go of Ekberg’s decolletage:
Baby on broad, baby on broad!
Baby on broad…? Oh, no! Baby on broad!
 

Loveable ruminant, formerly blocked from per-

forming in Disney 'toons granted permission to:

Bambi unbarr'd, Bambi, unbarr'd!

Bambi, unbarr'd...? Hi, ho! Bambi, unbarr'd!

Small child guards NBA all-star James Hardin, ef-
fectively blocking his sure triple double: 
baby on Beard, baby on Beard!
Baby on Beard…? Yo, bro! Baby on Beard!
 
Mini-Mattel moppet's most recent version now

finds her in charge of a swanky French brothel:

Barbie en bawd, Barbie en bawd!

Barbie en bawd...? Oui, oui! Barbie en bawd!

Scholar-cum-cherub delivers a lecture on

every third sonnet of W. Shakespeare: 
baby on Bard, baby on Bard!
Baby on Bard…? To be...! Baby on Bard.
 
Newborn has challenged the Admiral's claim to have
reached the North Pole far ahead of all rivals: 
baby on Byrd, baby on Byrd!
Baby on Byrd…? Li! Li! Baby on Byrd!

Nipper attempts (unsuccessf’lly, of course) to pre-
vent Larry Legend's strong drive to the basket: 
baby on Bird, baby on Bird!
Baby on Bird…? ...And one! Baby on Bird!

Rug rat wins culin’ry contest with borrowed Pa-

risian recipe torn from French cookbook: it’s  
baby on Bordelaise, baby on Bordelaise!
Baby on Bordelaise…? Baby on Bordelaise!

Preemie has slander’d black civil rights activist

Rustin for rights legend’s homophile lifestyle: 
baby on Bayard, baby on Bayard!
Baby on Bayard…? Fun! Baby on Bayard!

Suckling makes nuisance of self after chugging the
dregs of its older sib’s six pack of lagers:  
baby on Bud, baby on Bud!
Baby on Bud....? Hiccough! Baby on Bud! 

Papoose makes similar nuisance of self after
smoking his squaw/mama’s leftover rollup: 
baby on bud, baby on bud!
Baby on bud…? What's up...? Baby on bud!
 
Toddler performs an increasingly difficult
series of rope tricks astride a wild porker: 
baby on boar, baby on boar!
Baby on boar…? Oink, oink! Baby on boar!
 
Child, MAGA-hatted, climbs onto plump POTUS’s
shoulder while echoing “Send her back” chanting:  
baby on boor, baby on boor!
Baby on boor…? Sad! (Boink!) Baby on boor!

Brainy bambino denies quantum theories of
Nobel-Prize-winning philosopher/physicist:
baby on Bohr, baby on Bohr!
Baby on Bohr…? Ja, ja! Baby on Bohr!
 
Youngster identifies body of water in
neighboring Canada; claims it for U.S.A.: 
bay beyond border, bay beyond border!
Bay beyond border, ba'...? Bay beyond border!
 
Afro-American neonate cyclist in-
sists infant girlfriend be seated behind him: 
“Babe, be on board, babe, be on board!”
“Babe, be on board”…? Let's go! “Babe, be on board!”

Savvy, though under-aged, sommelier praises 

characteristics of favorite vintage: 
babe on Bordeaux, babe on Bordeaux!
Babe on Bordeaux…?
Plonk...? No! Babe on Bordeaux!
 
Angry bambino attacks actor Pitt for re-
fusing adoption of him and his twin sister:
baby on Brad, baby on Brad!
Baby on Brad…? You shit! Baby on Brad!

Kid movie maker’s release showing rare Mes’po-
tamian sex practice garners news coverage:
Babylon bared, Babylon bared!
Babylon bared…? Print it! Babylon bared!

Shy but precocious kid tells of his role in the
birth of large litter of kittens in window well:
baby on brood, baby on brood!
Baby on brood…? Mee-ow! Baby on brood!

Angelic little‘un disses provocative
(sadly, deceased) TV chef name of Anthony:
babe on Bourdain, babe on Bourdain!
Babe on Bourdain…? Oh, wow! Babe on Bourdain!

Kid explores Nordic ancestors with "Finding Your
Roots" TV host Henry Louis (“Skip”) Gates, Jr.:
baby Jan Bjord, baby Jan Bjord!
Baby Jan Bjord…? What say! Baby Jan Bjord!

Toddler discovered engaging in oldest pro-
fession in New Orleans district of red lights: 
babe in bordello, babe in bordello!
Babe in bordello....? Vrai, babe in bordello!

In series of TV spots, child invokes name of a
creamery spokes icon – Elsie the Cow: 
baby on Borden’s, baby on Borden’s!
Baby on Borden’s…? Moo! Baby on Borden’s!

Kid, atop mostly nude body of aging French
starlet ‘tween takes for her biopic, comments: 
babe on Bardot, babe on Bardot!
Babe on Bardot…? La-la (ooh)! On Bardot!

Toddler mounts one-man production of Broadway's famed
musical nod to the Elvis induction:
baby on “Birdie,” baby on “Birdie”!
Baby on “Birdie”…? Dance! Baby on “Birdie”!
 
Sweetheart’s hotel on one property helps her to
dominate in kindergarten Monopoly:
baby on Boardwalk, baby on Boardwalk!
Baby on Boardwalk…? Chance! Baby on Boardwalk!

Is poet Brendan again snocker’d, or do his
shuttered lids merely display lack of int'rest…? 
B. Behan, bored, B. Behan, bored! 
B. Behan, bored…? Fuck yo'! B. Behan, bored!

Evergreen laurel tree drill'd full of holes to al-

low group of thrill buffs to set up their zip line:
Bay bein' bored, bay bein' bored! 
Bay bein' bored...? Gung ho! Bay bein' bored!
 

Sorry: that IKEA model of highchair for 

toddlers…? Available only in blå or grön: 
Baybeejahnsmorg, Baybeejahnsmorg!
Baybeejahnsmorg…? Adjo! Baybeejahnsmorg!