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Thursday, April 24, 2025

The Final Four of "What A's NOT For...Still" Letters W Through Z


Winking Wilbur Wrights...? 




 













Wait, Watt.* No way's W** for four
winking Wilbur Wrights whilst wicked
warlocks -- wan-wigg'd -- wildly wave one's
worthless warrantee: 

















*George D. Watt, together with iso-initial'd fellow Mormon Parley P. Pratt (see lines for letter P above), develops Deseret alphabet c. 1855. 
**Pronounced in two syllables, as in "Dub-yah." 

Xerox'd xerophytes...? 




 
   












X...? No, Xaver,* X ain't for four
Xerox'd xerophytes. X is...? (E)x-
actly: "ximply xwarmin'" xanthic
xylocopidae





 
 









*Franz Xaver Gabelsberger invents a shorthand and tags it with his own name c. 1817. 

Yakitori'd yaks...? 




 














Y...? No, Yeli,* Y's NOT for four
yakitori'd yaks. Yeah, yeah, you
you-know-what: Y's yakISH, yet's your
yashmak'd young'un's yak:
 



 












*Xia dynasty scholar Yeli Renrong invents Tangut script in 1036. 

Zipper'd zodiacs...? 
 



 















Z...? No, Zobo,* Z's NOT for four
zipper'd zodiacs. Zorillas...?
Zebras...? Zebus...? Zorses...? Zut! Z's
Zizi's** zaftig zack: 


 














*Liberian Wido Zobo invents Loma syllabary c. 1935. ** Oslo Cooper ("Ozzy") Bartholomew, call'd "Zizi" by his grandmother, is fond of his many pet zacks -- one of which is shown here with Ozzy's grandfather.

     Fin 






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