"Achtung, you MAGAmugs! I fear
I've gain'd a vote but lost an ear.
Friends, countrymen: do lend me yours!
Mine's bloody...plus, I've shat my draw'rs.
I've gain'd a vote but lost an ear.
Friends, countrymen: do lend me yours!
Mine's bloody...plus, I've shat my draw'rs.
But buy my DrumpfEar©, made of plastic.
Tack it to your own with mastic.
Pink 'n' tone-deaf -- just like mine --
it's yours...for $90.99."
"I'm now crown'd King of Kinky Ears:
Van Gogh, Colbert... that pair are peers,
though I alone raise up my fist.
(Of fisting folk, I top the list.)
But buy my DrumpfEar©. But you must.
'Twill tell your world 'In Drumpf We Trust.'
It comes in sizes S, M, B(igly).
Big-eared be, like Uncle Wiggley."
"Right-wing ties...? Too red, too long.
Melania says the look's all wrong.
I say true MAGAns wear red ties.
(All do do, who believe my lies.)
But, meanwhile, buy my DrumpfEar©, do!
(Who's truely true to Drumpf buys two.)
I want your loot. Plus, chew on this:
my next assassin might not miss.
