I love fried eggs, but only with sausages.
I love scrambled eggs only with bacon.
If I spot substitutions or patchwork solutions
come breakfast, you'll witness me shaken.
I love scrambled eggs only with bacon.
If I spot substitutions or patchwork solutions
come breakfast, you'll witness me shaken.
I love poached eggs, but only with scrapple.
I love boiled eggs, but only with ham.
I shall ne'er brook replacements nor, worse yet, defacements --
and eat no eggs plated with Spam.
