Marley was dead...
...are we mad...? Sadly...
...are we mad...? Sadly...
(We're Crotchets, dammit, and we couldn't care less.)
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Tuesday, June 17, 2025
Whaling's AnagraMania
Call me Ishmael...
...I'm a Hell's Camel...
...I'm a Hell's Camel...
...Me...? I'm La Shellac...
...A camel shell am I...
(Is this story about Ishmael the harpooner, Ishmael the motorcycle gang member, Ishmael the gentleman thief or Ishmael the hajjan...?)
Lenten Anagram Mania
Jesus wept.
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Good Friday early edition op ed.
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Good Friday early edition op ed.
Upset Jews.
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Good Friday afternoon edition op ed.
Just weeps.
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Good Friday late edition op ed.
Use wet PJs.
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Easter Monday early edition advice column offering tips on cleaning up egg-coloring messes.
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Composed and illustrated in 2019, each verse of poetaster Ulysses ("Uly") Poe's illuminated nonsense lyric "What A's ... -
His MAGA baseball cap is red. Or else just hair sits there instead: there's rarely nothing ON his head, tho' often nothing IN it. ...