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Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Tiny Tim's AnagraMania

Marley was dead...
...are we mad...? Sadly... 

(We're Crotchets, dammit, and we couldn't care less.)

Whaling's AnagraMania

Call me Ishmael...
...I'm a Hell's Camel...
...Me...? I'm La Shellac... 
...A camel shell am I...

(Is this story about Ishmael the harpooner, Ishmael the motorcycle gang member, Ishmael the gentleman thief or Ishmael the hajjan...?)

Lenten Anagram Mania

Jesus wept. 
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Good Friday early edition op ed. 

Upset Jews. 
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Good Friday afternoon edition op ed. 

Just weeps. 
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Good Friday late edition op ed. 

Use wet PJs. 
Caption appearing beneath illustration accompanying newspaper's Easter Monday early edition advice column offering tips on cleaning up egg-coloring messes.