former president Donald Drumpf left
the stage of a campaign rally he had
held in the museum wing of the
National Archives, a museum guard
noticed that the display case housing
the Declaration of Independence had
been breached and that the famous
document had been mysteriously
altered.
"The array of iconic signatures
made by our Founding Fathers has
been supplemented by a grotesque
addition, most likely made by the
black Sharpie discovered near the
vandalized case," noted the guard.
NARA has vowed to investigate.
