H 'n' A…? Like 'ai' in "Spain."
E, G, P…? Like 'ee' in "geek."
J 'n' K …? Like 'ei' in "reign."
T, V, Z…? Like 'ea' in "speaks."
L, F, N…? Like 'e' in "hex."
I 'n' Y…? Like 'i' in "yikes!"
M, X, S…? Like 'e' in "sex."
O…? Like 'o' in "overblown."
U 'n' Q…? Like 'ue' in "blue."
R…? Not unlike 'ar' in "fart."
W…? Like "trouble, nu…?” --
tho', why three syllables…? Mon dieu!
I simply have no clue. Do you…?