Say "howdy do"
to the blogosphere's
newest dynamic duo
of culture warriors.
Follow the pair's
metrical escapades
as chronicled in the
series of seriously
lunatic limericks
appearing below.
I. Pink Punks a POTUS
"Damn his
wig!" pipes pink pig name of Pearl,
"...if Drumpf's
chat's that I'm that sort of girl.
First my
rubber Drumpf kneaded,
then
nearly succeeded
in
pawing my pussy, the churl."
II. Critical Base Theory
Gab a-
vers: "Ethnic slurs be the basest!"
Pearl con-
curs: "They're, for sure, 'out-of-place'est.
Ne'er I'll
shout, nor'll I natter:
'No
jive: Pink Lives Matter!'
My
case...? This eraser's no racist."
III. Ron DeSandbag
Pig
Pearl and Der Gab head for Florida,
than whose
governor blusters none horrider.
"I'll say
'Gay' if I please,"
hollers
Pearl; Gab agrees.
(As was
fear'd, though, Ron's veer'd even torrider.)
IV. Fahrenheit 1984
"What's with
books which disquiet the Right...?
First they
ban 'em, then set 'em alight.
Blimey!
Even the Bible
they're
li'ble to libel.
Thank
God," grunts Gab, "Pearl's pink, not white."
V. Which Lies Matter...?
"Once,
folks were black, yellow or brown,"
observes
Gab. "Then folks white come to town
sportin'
second-rate brains,
so are
forced to wear chains..."
"Pause," pleads
Pearl. "Weren't it t'other way 'roun'...?"
(more to come; a work in progress)
