Hey, diddle did-...
till our nanny, Miss Bid-
dle, with emphases brit-
tle, whilst splattering spit-
tle, claims, boil'd on a grid-
dle, two jots plus a tit-
tle (admittedly, lit-
tle) of ink from a squid-
'll attenuate pid-
dle -- as li'l Alice Lid-
dell (who's caught in the mid-
dle) in lieu of acquit-
tal rephrases her rid-
dle. Who'll laugh...? Perhaps Syd-
'll...till cats with a fid-
dle cause cows to embrit-
tle the moon.