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Sunday, July 4, 2021

Why Drumpf...? A Q&A for July 4th (Unpub)

Back in 2017, Pat Carmichael's casual friend "Cynical Sidney" 
was asked by the blogger why Sid supported Trump. Said Sid, 
"He hates the same people I hate." I've yet to hear a more 
succinct description of the MAGAtrogs.

Why, when Drumpf disses the 
great fourth estate, do boors 
back him...? 'Cuz Drumpf hates the 
same speech they hate.

Why elect pols who Big 
Lies propogate...? Because 
they hate the same stuff 
Drumpf's devotees hate.

Why support Drumpf, when his 
daughter he dates...? Because 
Drumpf seems to hate the same 
codes Drumpf's base hates.

Why'd Drumpf's base cry, 
“We shall ne’er vaccinate!”
Because they hate the same science 
Drumpf seems to hate.

Why'd Drumpf's base paths to the 
ballot berate…? Because 
they hate the same voters 
Drumpf seems to hate.
     
Why'd towards white power Drumpf's 
base gravitate…? Because 
they hate the same black lives 
Drumpf seems to hate.

Why'd Drumpf's base districting 
renavigate...? Because 
they hate the same outcomes 
Drumpf seems to hate.

Why'd they LGBT-
Qs castigate...? Because 
they hate the same queer folk
Drumpf seems to hate.

Why Drumpf...? With bleach Drumpf'd their 
insides aerate. Because 
Drumpf seems to hate the same 
facts that they hate.
 
Why try insurgency...? 
Why take Drumpf's bait...? Because 
rioters hate the same 
country Drumpf hates.
 
Why would they die for this 
vile reprobate…? Because 
Drumpf seems to hate the 
same shit which they hate.

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