The Mandrillephant; Or, The Schizophrenic Chimpachyderm: Another Animalephant Amalgam

Tho' Mandrillephant's mem'ry's impressive,
his deportment skews borderline feral.
In a heartbeat his mood turns aggressive.
One makes nice with such beasts at one's peril.

R.I.P. Wm. Cody: A BotchuLit

Buffalo Bill's defunct,  
bein' stuffed full o' blac-... 
(Now where's that pesky silent k...?

I sorely need it back.) 

     -- Ulysses Poe and e. e. cummings