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Thursday, April 4, 2024

Walternatives; Or, Perhaps Our Faults Aren't In Our Stars But Hinge Upon Our Avatars

     Walter 
Disney draws a rodent. 
     Walter 
Lantz...? He draws a bird. 
     Walter 
Kelly draws a swampful -- 
     feather'd, 
weather'd, scaled 'n' furr'd. 
     Walter 
Carr draws souls of black folk, 
     folk who 
look a lot like him. 
     Walter 
Simonson draws Thor,
     performs the 
chore with nimble vim. 
     Walter 
Handelsman draws pols
     as well as 
Pulitzer's applause. 
     And Mc-
Dougall, Walter, draws, 
     with L. Frank's 
aid, oddballs from Oz. 
     There've been 
so-o-o few unsuccessful 'toons
     from 
fellas nicknamed Walt.
     If 
my 'toons fail but I'm call'd Dale,
     how's 
such defeat my fault...?

The Doughboy Don Drumpf of Down D'here: an Homage to Mildred Plew Meigs Brought to You by the Letter D

WTF! It's Sir POTUS,  Don Drumpf of Down D'ere, of whose op'randi modus  we all must beware. Yet it's hard to ignore  the re...