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Friday, September 11, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: Booboopedoo!

Chicken noodle,
cream of mushroom,
bean: a bowl of soup.
Neoteny, foun-
dation-free: I’ve
seen the soul of Boop.

     Moral:
Who'll bet me forty – fifty! – quid:
young Betty was a Campbell Kid...?

Jane Errs; or, Brontë Varia: Opening Lines to Final Chapters of Jane Eyre Wannabes

"Reader, I married him."       So opens the last chapter of Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre . Attempting to piggyback on the nove...