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Saturday, April 14, 2018

Rock Paper Scissors: A Caveat

Y’all’s paper smothers rock? Y’all asphyxiate y’all’s neighbor!
Y’all’s rock dismantles scissors? Y’all claim vic’try for y’all’s labor.
Y’alls scissors severs paper? Y’all’s one parchment-shreddin' sabre.
But, lest y’all’d assure all’s “mutuy'all!” destruction, bite y’all’s caber!

Litany Chanted Over Schrödinger's Box

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